Ek Bar Ek Mote Sardar Ji Ko Badi Teji Se Toilet Aya Par Jese Hi Vo Gents Toilet Mein gaya To Vo Full Tha..
To Usne Apne Baal Khole Aur Ladies Toilet Mein Guss Gaya.. Aur Toilet Pe Beth Gaya..
Itne Mein Ek Lady Aayi Usne Uska Pet Foola Dekh Kar Pucha Ki ���Behan Kaunsa Mahina Chal Raha Hai���
Sardar Ji Bole: ���Daswa (10th)���
Lady: ���Tabhi To Bachhe Ki Tang Bahar Aa Gayi Hai���
Friday, 8 February 2013
Pappu Class Mein Aayi Nay
Pappu Class Mein Aayi Nayi Ek Ladki Se
Puchta Hai.
Pappu: ���Aye Tune Aaj Panty Nahi Pahni
Na?���
Ladki Gusse Se Par Hairan Hote Hue: ���Oye
Tujhe Kaisi Pata?���
Pappu: ���Kyunki Tere Shoes Par Dandruff
Lagi Dikh Rahi Hai���
Puchta Hai.
Pappu: ���Aye Tune Aaj Panty Nahi Pahni
Na?���
Ladki Gusse Se Par Hairan Hote Hue: ���Oye
Tujhe Kaisi Pata?���
Pappu: ���Kyunki Tere Shoes Par Dandruff
Lagi Dikh Rahi Hai���
Ek Nawab Randi k pass gay
Ek Nawab Randi k pass gaya,
Dalte hi choot gaya..
Randi ada se boli - Huzur ne kyun zehmat uthai chammach me rakh k bhijwa diya hota hum izzatse andar daal lete
Dalte hi choot gaya..
Randi ada se boli - Huzur ne kyun zehmat uthai chammach me rakh k bhijwa diya hota hum izzatse andar daal lete
A young wife, who was bec
A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage.
While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimize the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you."
On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.
Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads, "Baby, I didn't' realize that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry.
I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page.
1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TOMORROW
P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you upstairs."
While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimize the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you."
On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.
Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads, "Baby, I didn't' realize that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry.
I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page.
1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TOMORROW
P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you upstairs."
There were 50 female & 1
There were 50 female & 1 male monkey in a small cage. It was announced that whoever will identify the male monkey in 1 minute will be awarded with huge cash.
1st Obama went: He failed.
2nd Bush went in but he also failed.
3rd Musharaff went in he also failed.
4th Manmohan wen in & came back in 10 second with a male monkey.
Everyone was amazed & they asked how he found the male one just in 10 seconds.
MM said: I went in & told them: Vote Congress ko hi dena, aur kissi ko mat dena.
Then only one replied: Laud@ le mera.
1st Obama went: He failed.
2nd Bush went in but he also failed.
3rd Musharaff went in he also failed.
4th Manmohan wen in & came back in 10 second with a male monkey.
Everyone was amazed & they asked how he found the male one just in 10 seconds.
MM said: I went in & told them: Vote Congress ko hi dena, aur kissi ko mat dena.
Then only one replied: Laud@ le mera.
Four Catholic men and a C
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.. When he enters a roomeveryone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.. When he enters a roomeveryone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
A couple went to a sex th
A couple went to a sex therapists office at CARE Hospital , Hyderabad . The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man-(a CA) said, "Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse, " and charged them Rs.300. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and then leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" The man said, ........"We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house - I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Oberoi charges Rs. 2500, Taj charges Rs.2000 , Le Meridian charges Rs.1500. We do it here for Rs.300, and I get that back from MediClaim...
Santa Ke Uper Adalat Mein
Santa Ke Uper Adalat Mein Ek Case Chal Raha Tha.
Judge: ���Tumne Lady Police Officer Ko Apna Hathiyar Kyun Pakdaya?���
Santa Rote Hue: ���Judge Sahab Meri Koi Galti Nahi Hai, Ye Mere Ko Boli, Kaam Karvana Hai To Pehle Mutthi Garam Karo, So Mene Kardi���
Judge: ���Tumne Lady Police Officer Ko Apna Hathiyar Kyun Pakdaya?���
Santa Rote Hue: ���Judge Sahab Meri Koi Galti Nahi Hai, Ye Mere Ko Boli, Kaam Karvana Hai To Pehle Mutthi Garam Karo, So Mene Kardi���
JISM 2 : Sunny Leone with
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Choice aapki Pasand aapki
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Kapde sukte dekh Sasur: y
Kapde sukte dekh Sasur: ye kala kapda kiska hai.
Saas: bahu ki panty hai!
Sasur: kabhi pehne nahi dekha isliye pucha...........................................
Saas: bahu ki panty hai!
Sasur: kabhi pehne nahi dekha isliye pucha...........................................
Q: where does American pr
Q: where does American president lives?
A: Dhobighaat :P
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"washing town" !!
A: Dhobighaat :P
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"washing town" !!
Horror films mein,
Ladki
From: prince.mishra@khattacorp.com
To: prince.mishra.posttokc@blogger.com
Horror films mein,
Ladki ko ghar mei jab kuch ajeeb sunai
deta hai to wo kehti hai
KON HAI WAHAN?
.
. KON HAI WAHAN?
Jaisay ki Bhoot bolega Haan Behen Mai
Kitchen mei hu, tumhari maa nemast
gulab jamun banayi hai, wohi kha raha
hu aaooo khayenge sath
From: prince.mishra@khattacorp.com
To: prince.mishra.posttokc@blogger.com
Horror films mein,
Ladki ko ghar mei jab kuch ajeeb sunai
deta hai to wo kehti hai
KON HAI WAHAN?
.
. KON HAI WAHAN?
Jaisay ki Bhoot bolega Haan Behen Mai
Kitchen mei hu, tumhari maa nemast
gulab jamun banayi hai, wohi kha raha
hu aaooo khayenge sath
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