Ek Bar Ek Mote Sardar Ji

Ek Bar Ek Mote Sardar Ji Ko Badi Teji Se Toilet Aya Par Jese Hi Vo Gents Toilet Mein gaya To Vo Full Tha..

To Usne Apne Baal Khole Aur Ladies Toilet Mein Guss Gaya.. Aur Toilet Pe Beth Gaya..

Itne Mein Ek Lady Aayi Usne Uska Pet Foola Dekh Kar Pucha Ki ���Behan Kaunsa Mahina Chal Raha Hai���

Sardar Ji Bole: ���Daswa (10th)���

Lady: ���Tabhi To Bachhe Ki Tang Bahar Aa Gayi Hai���

Pappu Class Mein Aayi Nay

Pappu Class Mein Aayi Nayi Ek Ladki Se
Puchta Hai.
Pappu: ���Aye Tune Aaj Panty Nahi Pahni
Na?���
Ladki Gusse Se Par Hairan Hote Hue: ���Oye
Tujhe Kaisi Pata?���
Pappu: ���Kyunki Tere Shoes Par Dandruff
Lagi Dikh Rahi Hai���

Ek Nawab Randi k pass gay

Ek Nawab Randi k pass gaya,
Dalte hi choot gaya..
Randi ada se boli - Huzur ne kyun zehmat uthai chammach me rakh k bhijwa diya hota hum izzatse andar daal lete

A young wife, who was bec

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage.

While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimize the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you."

On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.

Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads, "Baby, I didn't' realize that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry.

I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page.

1. TUESDAY

2. THURSDAY

3. TODAY

4. TOMORROW

P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you upstairs."

There were 50 female & 1

There were 50 female & 1 male monkey in a small cage. It was announced that whoever will identify the male monkey in 1 minute will be awarded with huge cash.

1st Obama went: He failed.
2nd Bush went in but he also failed.
3rd Musharaff went in he also failed.
4th Manmohan wen in & came back in 10 second with a male monkey.

Everyone was amazed & they asked how he found the male one just in 10 seconds.

MM said: I went in & told them: Vote Congress ko hi dena, aur kissi ko mat dena.

Then only one replied: Laud@ le mera.

Four Catholic men and a C

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.. When he enters a roomeveryone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

A couple went to a sex th

A couple went to a sex therapists office at CARE Hospital , Hyderabad . The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man-(a CA) said, "Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse, " and charged them Rs.300. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and then leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" The man said, ........"We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house - I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Oberoi charges Rs. 2500, Taj charges Rs.2000 , Le Meridian charges Rs.1500. We do it here for Rs.300, and I get that back from MediClaim...

Santa Ke Uper Adalat Mein

Santa Ke Uper Adalat Mein Ek Case Chal Raha Tha.

Judge: ���Tumne Lady Police Officer Ko Apna Hathiyar Kyun Pakdaya?���

Santa Rote Hue: ���Judge Sahab Meri Koi Galti Nahi Hai, Ye Mere Ko Boli, Kaam Karvana Hai To Pehle Mutthi Garam Karo, So Mene Kardi���

JISM 2 : Sunny Leone with

JISM 2 : Sunny Leone with clothes - 150 rs ..
PORN : Sunny without clothes - Free download ...

Choice aapki Pasand aapki

Kapde sukte dekh Sasur: y

Kapde sukte dekh Sasur: ye kala kapda kiska hai.
Saas: bahu ki panty hai!
Sasur: kabhi pehne nahi dekha isliye pucha...........................................

Q: where does American pr

Q: where does American president lives?
A: Dhobighaat :P

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"washing town" !!

Horror films mein,

Ladki
From: prince.mishra@khattacorp.com
To: prince.mishra.posttokc@blogger.com

Horror films mein,
Ladki ko ghar mei jab kuch ajeeb sunai
deta hai to wo kehti hai
KON HAI WAHAN?
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Jaisay ki Bhoot bolega Haan Behen Mai
Kitchen mei hu, tumhari maa nemast
gulab jamun banayi hai, wohi kha raha
hu aaooo khayenge sath

Santa Ne Apni Marrige Ann

Santa Ne Apni Marrige Anniversery Par
Apni Biwi Se Pucha.

Santa: ���Apni Shaadi Ko Panch Saal Ho
Gaye Tere Ko Sex Ka Sabse Jyada Maza
Kis Din Ayaa? ���

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.Biwi Sharmate Hue: ���Ji Us Din, Jab Aap
Ludhiana Gaye The���

Self Protection with heav

Self Protection with heavy Flirt :-
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Teacher :- Why are u sleeping in the class ?
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Student :- Your voice is so sweet thats why i am getting sleep .
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Teacher : - Then why other students are not sleeping ?
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Student :- They aren't listening to u mam ...........

Chalti bas me jagah na mi

Chalti bas me jagah na milne par ek bachhi
ko baba ne god me baitha liya,
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Kuch der bad ladaki khadi hui aur gusse me
boli baba ji ya to esko baitha lo ya
mujhe......

Baba Ramdev Ji Ek Din Yog

Baba Ramdev Ji Ek Din Yoga Karate Hue Logo Ko Samjha Rahe Thhe

Ramde: ���Aj Ki Aurat Itne Kam Kapde Pehnti Hai Ki Taange, Peeth, Pura Badan Nanga Dikhta Hai, Yaha Tak Ki Bra Tak Kapdo Ke Ander Se Dikhti Hai���

Bheed Mein Se Santa Ki Awaj Aayi: ���Baba Ji Aap Yoga Karvao, Lund Khada Mat Karvao���

<3 YoGesh Jain <3

The Awkward moment when t

The Awkward moment when there is complete silence in AIT mess and everyone is looking at the TV screen. ( You know what is On ;) )

2 snakes on FB chat:

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From: prince.mishra@khattacorp.com
To: prince.mishra.posttokc@blogger.com

2 snakes on FB chat:
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snake1: fusss
snake 2 : fusss
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snake1: fusss fusss fusss
snake2: fussss fusss fusss
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snake1: fussss fusss fusss fussss
fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss
snake2: fussss fusss fusss fussss
fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss
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snake1 : Bhow bhow bhow......
Snake2: saale, aa gaya na aukat
pe, mujhe pata tha
fake ID hai tu! :D

Ye Khatta Baap hai Bhai!!

Ye Khatta Baap hai Bhai!!!

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.
They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?! Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE is GOD?!"

The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!" "GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!"

Girl 1: I am in love

Girl
From: prince.mishra@khattacorp.com
To: prince.mishra.posttokc@blogger.com

Girl 1: I am in love
Girl2: who is he??
Girl3: how does he look?
Girl4: how tall is he??
Girl5: wat is he doing?
Girl6: who r his frnds?
Girl7: total wealth?
After full inspection
All Girls: Be careful he might be a bad
guy.
Girl1: OK.
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Same situation
Boy1: I am in love
Boy2: Bhai Party
Boy3: Bhai Party
Boy4: Bhai Party
Boy5: Bhai Party
Boy6: Bhai Party
Boy7: Bhai Party....:D haha lol

Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Socha K

Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Socha Ki Meri Biwi Ko Shayad Sun Na Kam Ho Gaya Hai
So Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Din Uske Piche Gaya Aur Bola
Buddha: ���Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?���
Koi Jawab Nahi Aya, Vo Thoda Sa Aur Aage Gaya Aur Fir Bola
Buddha: ���Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?���
Is Bar Bhi Koi Jawab Nahi Aya, Vo Bilkul Uske Kareeb Chala Gaya Aur Bola
Buddha: ���Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?���

Budhi Chillate Hue: ���Bhonsdi Ke, Ye Teesri Baar Haan Bol Rahi Hu���

Rajnikant's Power

Talwar
From: prince.mishra@khattacorp.com
To: prince.mishra.posttokc@blogger.com

Rajnikant's Power
Talwar Baazi Ke
Muqabley Me..
1 Chines Ne Baal Ke Do
Tukde Kar Diye..
1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui
Makhi Ki
Gardan Kaat Di..
Rajnikant Ne Machar
Udaya..Talwaar Ghumayi
But
Machar Udta Hi Raha..
Japnis: Machar To Ud
Rha Hai..
Rajnikant Muskurate
Hue Bola:
Udd To Raha Hai..,
But
Kabi Baap Nahi Ban
Payegaaa...!! ;-)

Ths girl giving u a Spl.

Ths girl giving u a Spl. Gift for christmas

Mohabbat ke raaste me har

Mohabbat ke raaste me har waqt dard hi dard milegaa..
:O
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Main kya soch raha tha ki iss raaste me hospital khol loon mast chalega...!!!
:P

In Biology Class Test, Fi

In Biology Class Test, First Question Is:

Question: ���

Mention 3 Benefits Of Cucumber?���

All Girls Answered

1. No Fear Of Pregnancy

2. No Chance Of HIV-Aids

3. No Need Of A Partner

Mohabbat ke raaste me har

Mohabbat ke raaste me har waqt dard hi dard milegaa..
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Main kya soch raha tha ki iss raaste me hospital khol loon mast chalega...!!!
:P

In Biology Class Test, Fi

In Biology Class Test, First Question Is:

Question: ���

Mention 3 Benefits Of Cucumber?���

All Girls Answered

1. No Fear Of Pregnancy

2. No Chance Of HIV-Aids

3. No Need Of A Partner

ARZ KIYA HAI

"CHUT NE KA
From: prince.mishra@khattacorp.com
To: prince.mishra.posttokc@blogger.com

ARZ KIYA HAI

"CHUT NE KAHA LUND SE CHUD JANE K BAAD

CHUT NE KAHA LUND SE CHUD JANE K BAAD

DEKHO KAISE SHARMA K BAITHA HE BOSDIKA MATLAB NIKAL JANE K BAAD.

Ultimate Abuse Of Boy-Fri

Ultimate Abuse Of Boy-Friend And Girl-Friend.

Boy-Friend: ���

Shut Up You Bitch, Your Pussy Has Been Used More Than Google���

Girl-Friend: ���

Don���t Talk, You Asshole, I Wear Heels Longer Than Your Dick���

This diwali don't polute

This diwali don't polute the environment, just go n FUCK a PATAKA. Don't burst one. !
Wish u al a vry hpy diwali.

Super fuckin Awesome! Hap

Super fuckin Awesome! Happy diwali. Be safe ;)

Aayi thi diwali,

shuru Hu
From: prince.mishra@khattacorp.com
To: prince.mishra.posttokc@blogger.com

Aayi thi diwali,
shuru Hui thand,
sikudi thi chut,
akade the lund

Aa gai holi,
chali gai thand,
khul gayi chut,
latak Gaye lund
happy diwali to all of you wish you ye aapke saath na ho :)

Pataka fodne se ek raat d

Pataka fodne se ek raat diwali
pataka ptane se hr raat diwali
choice is urs.;-)

In the men's bathroom, an

In the men's bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal.

The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands...clear up to his elbows....he used 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the University of Michigan and they taught us to be clean."

The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from the University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."

The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I graduated from Texas Tech University and they taught us not to piss on our hands.

Question: “

What Is Th
From: prince.mishra@khattacorp.com
To: prince.mishra.posttokc@blogger.com

Question: ���

What Is The Similarity Between A Blue Movie And A Tragedy Movie?���

Answer: ���

Both May Make You Run For Tissues���

testing

testing

harami biwi

Husband Always Insisted On Makin Love
In Dark
After 20 Yrs Wife Turns On Light
Finds Him Holding A Vibrator
She Goes Ballistic,
"You Impotent Bastard How Could You
Lie To Me All These Years?"
Husband Looks Straight In The Eyes N
Calmly Says,
"I'll Explain about the Toy,
U Explain about the Kids!"

ertyuiop

hggggggggggggggg

maaro gaa**d

Pakistan is removing ban on YouTube in the next 24 hours. Let's upload clips of Yuvi's sixes in today's match titled as "Hot mujra in Karachi"

rd parade

Republic Day parade tableau for Delhi should show two eyes in tears and tear gas shells lying on the ground.

sachin

Sachin retired to make way for young fast bowlers.

asaram vs arnab

Asaram Bapu has apologized to Times Now. Make no mistake. Not Sonia, not Manmohan, not Ambani, Arnab rules India.

arnab speaks

Arnab says India will lose patience if there is another incident like this. 
That sent shivers down the spine of cricket bookies.

scams

Overheard at Tihar jail: 
If Railways needed money, we could have planned a scam. 
Why increase fares?

CID

"Tumhe toh phansi hokar rahegi" - ACP Pradyuman has recommended far more capital punishments than those pardoned by Pratibha Patil.

birthdays!

banta: Tera B'day kab hai?
Santa: next week , why??
Banta: tujhe curtains gift karne hai.. teri biwi ko tera lund chuste huye dekh dekh kar bore ho gya hu..
Santa: tera b'day kab hai??
Banta: next mth. Why?
Santa: tujhe doorbeen gift krni hai taki tu dekh sake ki biwi kiski hai.

sardari english!

An  old sardarji fell from stairs at night and died...
Santa sends Telegram- TAYA JI EXPIRED DUE TO NIGHT FALL....

love

शेर शेरनी का चुम्बन लेने लगा तो शेरनी ने रोक दिया और इधर-उधर देखने लगी।

शेर- क्या हुआ ?

शेरनी- देख रही हूं कहीं आसपास डिस्कवरी वाले तो नहीं हैं.. !!!

call of duty

Call Of Duty really has me thinking about joining the army.... then I realize how many times I died.

light in fridge

When a light comes on I eat. That's why I keep going to the fridge.

my body!

I asked the gym instructor what I could do for my body. He said: "Schedule it for demolition."

age factor!

Too young for marriage, too old for games & too smart for players & hoes!

rape and delhi

My name is khan and I am not a terrorist. xD
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I am a Delhite and I am not a rapist. xP

work on friday!

Oh, there is work to be done on Friday? Peace out to all the fucks I give... ✌☮

dollar store!

Shopping at the dollar store: Making you feel rich and poor all at the same time.

who is happy for u?

Stop advertising your relationship on Facebook, not everyone wants to see you happy!

girls and football

Behind every football female fan, is a guy she's trying to impress. xD

emotionally constipated

I think I may be emotionally constipated...I haven't given a shit in days.

ex-story

Some exes don't get the picture that they will NEVER be back in the picture.

bhagwaan ko gyaan

भगवान ने दूत को इंडिया में ३ चीज़ पता करने के
लिए भेजा.
१. सबसे स्ट्रोंग चीज़ क्या है?
२. सबसे वीक चीज़ क्या है?
३. कौन सी चीज़ है जिससे मैंने नही बनायीं , फिर
भी है?
दूत वापिस आ के बोले-
१. इंडिया में सबसे स्ट्रोंग चीज़ है झांट के बाल ,
जिसे देखो बोलता है के " तू तो मेरे झांट के बाल
भी नही उखार सकता "
२. इंडिया में सबसे वीक है "गांड ", जिसे
देखो बोलता है "गांड फट गयी"
३. और वो चीज़ जो आपने नही बनायीं फिर
भी इंडिया में है वो है "बहन का लौड़ा..

biwi ke sanskaar

Wife- Aaj mai Towel me thi aur room me chachaji aa gaye..!
Pati- Fir tumne kya kiya?
Wife- TOWEL Ko kholke GHUNGHAT bana liya..! Kuch SANSKAR mujhme bhi Hai..

randi biwi

Suhagrat Par Pati Ne Apni Patni Ko Drate Hue..

Pati: “ Shadi Se Pahle Kitni Baar suhaGRaat maNAyi Hai?”

Patni: “ Ji Ek Baar Bhi Nahi ”

Pati: “ Juth Mat Bol, Mere Pas Ek Meter Hai Laga Ke Check Karu? ”

Patni: “ Ji, Ek Baar Galti Se hO gya Thha ”

Pati: “ Sach Sach Bata, Mere Pass Sach Ka Meter Hai, Lagau Kya? ”

Patni: “ Mujhe Maaf Kar Do, 10-15 Baar Karwaya”

Pati: “ Sab Sach Sach Bata De, Nahi To Meter Lagane Wala Hun”

Patni Gusse Mein Aakr: “ Aaja Bhonsdi Ke Laga Hi Le Tu Apna Meter,Jitni Baat Maine manAYi Hai Na Utne Tere Meter Mein Number bhi Nahi Honge “

truth about virginity

Virginity is not dignity....its just a lack of opportunity ;)

chodu bf

GF : Kal Mera Birthday He.
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BF: Advance "HAPPY Birthday jaanu"
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GF : Kya Gift doge???
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BF : Kya Chahiye meri sonpari ko???
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GF:"Ring"
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BF: Ring dunga Par Phone mat Uthana Balance kam He...
:P

salaah

Jo Log Sochte Hai Ladki Ko Jyada Chod Dene Se Vo Unko Chhod Ke Nahi Jayegi

Khas Un Logo Ke Liye Ek Nek Salah

Na Chodo Kisi Ko Tum Itna Ki, Uski Choot Tumhari Kamjori Ban Jaye

Use Chodo Kuchh Is Tarah Ki, Tumhra Lund

Uske Liye Zaruri Ban Jaye.

america v/s india

Americans ki kamyabi ka raaz:
Woh kaam ko dimag me aur laude ko choot Me rakhte hai
Aur hum choot Ko dimag me aur kaam ko laude pe rakhte he.......

vrvwevv

revrerververvrev

test mail

some body

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