Ek Bar Ek Mote Sardar Ji Ko Badi Teji Se Toilet Aya Par Jese Hi Vo Gents Toilet Mein gaya To Vo Full Tha..
To Usne Apne Baal Khole Aur Ladies Toilet Mein Guss Gaya.. Aur Toilet Pe Beth Gaya..
Itne Mein Ek Lady Aayi Usne Uska Pet Foola Dekh Kar Pucha Ki ���Behan Kaunsa Mahina Chal Raha Hai���
Sardar Ji Bole: ���Daswa (10th)���
Lady: ���Tabhi To Bachhe Ki Tang Bahar Aa Gayi Hai���
Friday, 8 February 2013
Pappu Class Mein Aayi Nay
Pappu Class Mein Aayi Nayi Ek Ladki Se
Puchta Hai.
Pappu: ���Aye Tune Aaj Panty Nahi Pahni
Na?���
Ladki Gusse Se Par Hairan Hote Hue: ���Oye
Tujhe Kaisi Pata?���
Pappu: ���Kyunki Tere Shoes Par Dandruff
Lagi Dikh Rahi Hai���
Puchta Hai.
Pappu: ���Aye Tune Aaj Panty Nahi Pahni
Na?���
Ladki Gusse Se Par Hairan Hote Hue: ���Oye
Tujhe Kaisi Pata?���
Pappu: ���Kyunki Tere Shoes Par Dandruff
Lagi Dikh Rahi Hai���
Ek Nawab Randi k pass gay
Ek Nawab Randi k pass gaya,
Dalte hi choot gaya..
Randi ada se boli - Huzur ne kyun zehmat uthai chammach me rakh k bhijwa diya hota hum izzatse andar daal lete
Dalte hi choot gaya..
Randi ada se boli - Huzur ne kyun zehmat uthai chammach me rakh k bhijwa diya hota hum izzatse andar daal lete
A young wife, who was bec
A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage.
While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimize the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you."
On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.
Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads, "Baby, I didn't' realize that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry.
I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page.
1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TOMORROW
P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you upstairs."
While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimize the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you."
On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.
Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads, "Baby, I didn't' realize that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry.
I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page.
1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TOMORROW
P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you upstairs."
There were 50 female & 1
There were 50 female & 1 male monkey in a small cage. It was announced that whoever will identify the male monkey in 1 minute will be awarded with huge cash.
1st Obama went: He failed.
2nd Bush went in but he also failed.
3rd Musharaff went in he also failed.
4th Manmohan wen in & came back in 10 second with a male monkey.
Everyone was amazed & they asked how he found the male one just in 10 seconds.
MM said: I went in & told them: Vote Congress ko hi dena, aur kissi ko mat dena.
Then only one replied: Laud@ le mera.
1st Obama went: He failed.
2nd Bush went in but he also failed.
3rd Musharaff went in he also failed.
4th Manmohan wen in & came back in 10 second with a male monkey.
Everyone was amazed & they asked how he found the male one just in 10 seconds.
MM said: I went in & told them: Vote Congress ko hi dena, aur kissi ko mat dena.
Then only one replied: Laud@ le mera.
Four Catholic men and a C
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.. When he enters a roomeveryone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.. When he enters a roomeveryone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
A couple went to a sex th
A couple went to a sex therapists office at CARE Hospital , Hyderabad . The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man-(a CA) said, "Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse, " and charged them Rs.300. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and then leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" The man said, ........"We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house - I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Oberoi charges Rs. 2500, Taj charges Rs.2000 , Le Meridian charges Rs.1500. We do it here for Rs.300, and I get that back from MediClaim...
Santa Ke Uper Adalat Mein
Santa Ke Uper Adalat Mein Ek Case Chal Raha Tha.
Judge: ���Tumne Lady Police Officer Ko Apna Hathiyar Kyun Pakdaya?���
Santa Rote Hue: ���Judge Sahab Meri Koi Galti Nahi Hai, Ye Mere Ko Boli, Kaam Karvana Hai To Pehle Mutthi Garam Karo, So Mene Kardi���
Judge: ���Tumne Lady Police Officer Ko Apna Hathiyar Kyun Pakdaya?���
Santa Rote Hue: ���Judge Sahab Meri Koi Galti Nahi Hai, Ye Mere Ko Boli, Kaam Karvana Hai To Pehle Mutthi Garam Karo, So Mene Kardi���
JISM 2 : Sunny Leone with
JISM 2 : Sunny Leone with clothes - 150 rs ..
PORN : Sunny without clothes - Free download ...
Choice aapki Pasand aapki
PORN : Sunny without clothes - Free download ...
Choice aapki Pasand aapki
Kapde sukte dekh Sasur: y
Kapde sukte dekh Sasur: ye kala kapda kiska hai.
Saas: bahu ki panty hai!
Sasur: kabhi pehne nahi dekha isliye pucha...........................................
Saas: bahu ki panty hai!
Sasur: kabhi pehne nahi dekha isliye pucha...........................................
Q: where does American pr
Q: where does American president lives?
A: Dhobighaat :P
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"washing town" !!
A: Dhobighaat :P
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"washing town" !!
Horror films mein,
Ladki
From: prince.mishra@khattacorp.com
To: prince.mishra.posttokc@blogger.com
Horror films mein,
Ladki ko ghar mei jab kuch ajeeb sunai
deta hai to wo kehti hai
KON HAI WAHAN?
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. KON HAI WAHAN?
Jaisay ki Bhoot bolega Haan Behen Mai
Kitchen mei hu, tumhari maa nemast
gulab jamun banayi hai, wohi kha raha
hu aaooo khayenge sath
From: prince.mishra@khattacorp.com
To: prince.mishra.posttokc@blogger.com
Horror films mein,
Ladki ko ghar mei jab kuch ajeeb sunai
deta hai to wo kehti hai
KON HAI WAHAN?
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. KON HAI WAHAN?
Jaisay ki Bhoot bolega Haan Behen Mai
Kitchen mei hu, tumhari maa nemast
gulab jamun banayi hai, wohi kha raha
hu aaooo khayenge sath
Santa Ne Apni Marrige Ann
Santa Ne Apni Marrige Anniversery Par
Apni Biwi Se Pucha.
Santa: ���Apni Shaadi Ko Panch Saal Ho
Gaye Tere Ko Sex Ka Sabse Jyada Maza
Kis Din Ayaa? ���
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.Biwi Sharmate Hue: ���Ji Us Din, Jab Aap
Ludhiana Gaye The���
Apni Biwi Se Pucha.
Santa: ���Apni Shaadi Ko Panch Saal Ho
Gaye Tere Ko Sex Ka Sabse Jyada Maza
Kis Din Ayaa? ���
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.Biwi Sharmate Hue: ���Ji Us Din, Jab Aap
Ludhiana Gaye The���
Self Protection with heav
Self Protection with heavy Flirt :-
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Teacher :- Why are u sleeping in the class ?
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Student :- Your voice is so sweet thats why i am getting sleep .
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Teacher : - Then why other students are not sleeping ?
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Student :- They aren't listening to u mam ...........
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Teacher :- Why are u sleeping in the class ?
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Student :- Your voice is so sweet thats why i am getting sleep .
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Teacher : - Then why other students are not sleeping ?
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Student :- They aren't listening to u mam ...........
Chalti bas me jagah na mi
Chalti bas me jagah na milne par ek bachhi
ko baba ne god me baitha liya,
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Kuch der bad ladaki khadi hui aur gusse me
boli baba ji ya to esko baitha lo ya
mujhe......
ko baba ne god me baitha liya,
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Kuch der bad ladaki khadi hui aur gusse me
boli baba ji ya to esko baitha lo ya
mujhe......
Baba Ramdev Ji Ek Din Yog
Baba Ramdev Ji Ek Din Yoga Karate Hue Logo Ko Samjha Rahe Thhe
Ramde: ���Aj Ki Aurat Itne Kam Kapde Pehnti Hai Ki Taange, Peeth, Pura Badan Nanga Dikhta Hai, Yaha Tak Ki Bra Tak Kapdo Ke Ander Se Dikhti Hai���
Bheed Mein Se Santa Ki Awaj Aayi: ���Baba Ji Aap Yoga Karvao, Lund Khada Mat Karvao���
<3 YoGesh Jain <3
Ramde: ���Aj Ki Aurat Itne Kam Kapde Pehnti Hai Ki Taange, Peeth, Pura Badan Nanga Dikhta Hai, Yaha Tak Ki Bra Tak Kapdo Ke Ander Se Dikhti Hai���
Bheed Mein Se Santa Ki Awaj Aayi: ���Baba Ji Aap Yoga Karvao, Lund Khada Mat Karvao���
<3 YoGesh Jain <3
The Awkward moment when t
The Awkward moment when there is complete silence in AIT mess and everyone is looking at the TV screen. ( You know what is On ;) )
2 snakes on FB chat:
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From: prince.mishra@khattacorp.com
To: prince.mishra.posttokc@blogger.com
2 snakes on FB chat:
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snake1: fusss
snake 2 : fusss
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snake1: fusss fusss fusss
snake2: fussss fusss fusss
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snake1: fussss fusss fusss fussss
fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss
snake2: fussss fusss fusss fussss
fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss
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snake1 : Bhow bhow bhow......
Snake2: saale, aa gaya na aukat
pe, mujhe pata tha
fake ID hai tu! :D
sn
From: prince.mishra@khattacorp.com
To: prince.mishra.posttokc@blogger.com
2 snakes on FB chat:
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snake1: fusss
snake 2 : fusss
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snake1: fusss fusss fusss
snake2: fussss fusss fusss
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snake1: fussss fusss fusss fussss
fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss
snake2: fussss fusss fusss fussss
fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss
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snake1 : Bhow bhow bhow......
Snake2: saale, aa gaya na aukat
pe, mujhe pata tha
fake ID hai tu! :D
Ye Khatta Baap hai Bhai!!
Ye Khatta Baap hai Bhai!!!
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.
They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.
The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?! Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE is GOD?!"
The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!" "GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!"
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.
They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.
The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?! Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE is GOD?!"
The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!" "GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!"
Girl 1: I am in love
Girl
From: prince.mishra@khattacorp.com
To: prince.mishra.posttokc@blogger.com
Girl 1: I am in love
Girl2: who is he??
Girl3: how does he look?
Girl4: how tall is he??
Girl5: wat is he doing?
Girl6: who r his frnds?
Girl7: total wealth?
After full inspection
All Girls: Be careful he might be a bad
guy.
Girl1: OK.
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Same situation
Boy1: I am in love
Boy2: Bhai Party
Boy3: Bhai Party
Boy4: Bhai Party
Boy5: Bhai Party
Boy6: Bhai Party
Boy7: Bhai Party....:D haha lol
From: prince.mishra@khattacorp.com
To: prince.mishra.posttokc@blogger.com
Girl 1: I am in love
Girl2: who is he??
Girl3: how does he look?
Girl4: how tall is he??
Girl5: wat is he doing?
Girl6: who r his frnds?
Girl7: total wealth?
After full inspection
All Girls: Be careful he might be a bad
guy.
Girl1: OK.
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Same situation
Boy1: I am in love
Boy2: Bhai Party
Boy3: Bhai Party
Boy4: Bhai Party
Boy5: Bhai Party
Boy6: Bhai Party
Boy7: Bhai Party....:D haha lol
Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Socha K
Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Socha Ki Meri Biwi Ko Shayad Sun Na Kam Ho Gaya Hai
So Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Din Uske Piche Gaya Aur Bola
Buddha: ���Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?���
Koi Jawab Nahi Aya, Vo Thoda Sa Aur Aage Gaya Aur Fir Bola
Buddha: ���Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?���
Is Bar Bhi Koi Jawab Nahi Aya, Vo Bilkul Uske Kareeb Chala Gaya Aur Bola
Buddha: ���Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?���
Budhi Chillate Hue: ���Bhonsdi Ke, Ye Teesri Baar Haan Bol Rahi Hu���
So Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Din Uske Piche Gaya Aur Bola
Buddha: ���Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?���
Koi Jawab Nahi Aya, Vo Thoda Sa Aur Aage Gaya Aur Fir Bola
Buddha: ���Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?���
Is Bar Bhi Koi Jawab Nahi Aya, Vo Bilkul Uske Kareeb Chala Gaya Aur Bola
Buddha: ���Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?���
Budhi Chillate Hue: ���Bhonsdi Ke, Ye Teesri Baar Haan Bol Rahi Hu���
Rajnikant's Power
Talwar
From: prince.mishra@khattacorp.com
To: prince.mishra.posttokc@blogger.com
Rajnikant's Power
Talwar Baazi Ke
Muqabley Me..
1 Chines Ne Baal Ke Do
Tukde Kar Diye..
1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui
Makhi Ki
Gardan Kaat Di..
Rajnikant Ne Machar
Udaya..Talwaar Ghumayi
But
Machar Udta Hi Raha..
Japnis: Machar To Ud
Rha Hai..
Rajnikant Muskurate
Hue Bola:
Udd To Raha Hai..,
But
Kabi Baap Nahi Ban
Payegaaa...!! ;-)
From: prince.mishra@khattacorp.com
To: prince.mishra.posttokc@blogger.com
Rajnikant's Power
Talwar Baazi Ke
Muqabley Me..
1 Chines Ne Baal Ke Do
Tukde Kar Diye..
1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui
Makhi Ki
Gardan Kaat Di..
Rajnikant Ne Machar
Udaya..Talwaar Ghumayi
But
Machar Udta Hi Raha..
Japnis: Machar To Ud
Rha Hai..
Rajnikant Muskurate
Hue Bola:
Udd To Raha Hai..,
But
Kabi Baap Nahi Ban
Payegaaa...!! ;-)
Mohabbat ke raaste me har
Mohabbat ke raaste me har waqt dard hi dard milegaa..
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Main kya soch raha tha ki iss raaste me hospital khol loon mast chalega...!!!
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Main kya soch raha tha ki iss raaste me hospital khol loon mast chalega...!!!
:P
In Biology Class Test, Fi
In Biology Class Test, First Question Is:
Question: ���
Mention 3 Benefits Of Cucumber?���
All Girls Answered
1. No Fear Of Pregnancy
2. No Chance Of HIV-Aids
3. No Need Of A Partner
Question: ���
Mention 3 Benefits Of Cucumber?���
All Girls Answered
1. No Fear Of Pregnancy
2. No Chance Of HIV-Aids
3. No Need Of A Partner
Mohabbat ke raaste me har
Mohabbat ke raaste me har waqt dard hi dard milegaa..
:O
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Main kya soch raha tha ki iss raaste me hospital khol loon mast chalega...!!!
:P
:O
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Main kya soch raha tha ki iss raaste me hospital khol loon mast chalega...!!!
:P
In Biology Class Test, Fi
In Biology Class Test, First Question Is:
Question: ���
Mention 3 Benefits Of Cucumber?���
All Girls Answered
1. No Fear Of Pregnancy
2. No Chance Of HIV-Aids
3. No Need Of A Partner
Question: ���
Mention 3 Benefits Of Cucumber?���
All Girls Answered
1. No Fear Of Pregnancy
2. No Chance Of HIV-Aids
3. No Need Of A Partner
ARZ KIYA HAI
"CHUT NE KA
From: prince.mishra@khattacorp.com
To: prince.mishra.posttokc@blogger.com
ARZ KIYA HAI
"CHUT NE KAHA LUND SE CHUD JANE K BAAD
CHUT NE KAHA LUND SE CHUD JANE K BAAD
DEKHO KAISE SHARMA K BAITHA HE BOSDIKA MATLAB NIKAL JANE K BAAD.
From: prince.mishra@khattacorp.com
To: prince.mishra.posttokc@blogger.com
ARZ KIYA HAI
"CHUT NE KAHA LUND SE CHUD JANE K BAAD
CHUT NE KAHA LUND SE CHUD JANE K BAAD
DEKHO KAISE SHARMA K BAITHA HE BOSDIKA MATLAB NIKAL JANE K BAAD.
Ultimate Abuse Of Boy-Fri
Ultimate Abuse Of Boy-Friend And Girl-Friend.
Boy-Friend: ���
Shut Up You Bitch, Your Pussy Has Been Used More Than Google���
Girl-Friend: ���
Don���t Talk, You Asshole, I Wear Heels Longer Than Your Dick���
Boy-Friend: ���
Shut Up You Bitch, Your Pussy Has Been Used More Than Google���
Girl-Friend: ���
Don���t Talk, You Asshole, I Wear Heels Longer Than Your Dick���
This diwali don't polute
This diwali don't polute the environment, just go n FUCK a PATAKA. Don't burst one. !
Wish u al a vry hpy diwali.
Wish u al a vry hpy diwali.
Aayi thi diwali,
shuru Hu
From: prince.mishra@khattacorp.com
To: prince.mishra.posttokc@blogger.com
Aayi thi diwali,
shuru Hui thand,
sikudi thi chut,
akade the lund
Aa gai holi,
chali gai thand,
khul gayi chut,
latak Gaye lund
happy diwali to all of you wish you ye aapke saath na ho :)
From: prince.mishra@khattacorp.com
To: prince.mishra.posttokc@blogger.com
Aayi thi diwali,
shuru Hui thand,
sikudi thi chut,
akade the lund
Aa gai holi,
chali gai thand,
khul gayi chut,
latak Gaye lund
happy diwali to all of you wish you ye aapke saath na ho :)
Pataka fodne se ek raat d
Pataka fodne se ek raat diwali
pataka ptane se hr raat diwali
choice is urs.;-)
pataka ptane se hr raat diwali
choice is urs.;-)
In the men's bathroom, an
In the men's bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal.
The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands...clear up to his elbows....he used 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the University of Michigan and they taught us to be clean."
The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from the University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."
The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I graduated from Texas Tech University and they taught us not to piss on our hands.
The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands...clear up to his elbows....he used 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the University of Michigan and they taught us to be clean."
The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from the University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."
The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I graduated from Texas Tech University and they taught us not to piss on our hands.
Question: “
What Is Th
From: prince.mishra@khattacorp.com
To: prince.mishra.posttokc@blogger.com
Question: ���
What Is The Similarity Between A Blue Movie And A Tragedy Movie?���
Answer: ���
Both May Make You Run For Tissues���
From: prince.mishra@khattacorp.com
To: prince.mishra.posttokc@blogger.com
Question: ���
What Is The Similarity Between A Blue Movie And A Tragedy Movie?���
Answer: ���
Both May Make You Run For Tissues���
Tuesday, 5 February 2013
harami biwi
Husband Always Insisted On Makin Love
In Dark
After 20 Yrs Wife Turns On Light
Finds Him Holding A Vibrator
She Goes Ballistic,
"You Impotent Bastard How Could You
Lie To Me All These Years?"
Husband Looks Straight In The Eyes N
Calmly Says,
"I'll Explain about the Toy,
U Explain about the Kids!"
In Dark
After 20 Yrs Wife Turns On Light
Finds Him Holding A Vibrator
She Goes Ballistic,
"You Impotent Bastard How Could You
Lie To Me All These Years?"
Husband Looks Straight In The Eyes N
Calmly Says,
"I'll Explain about the Toy,
U Explain about the Kids!"
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